[Woodworkers] My special day

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Joe
 
Interesting gift choices!!
 
Gary Williams
 
 
In a message dated 4/21/2016 12:11:47 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org writes:

This just seems to be an unnatural marriage and I believe my god  would be 
abhorred at the offspring!  And you know, we don't want  marriages contrary 
to those dictated by the old testament!  

Also, I believe it would be consecrated by tubs of beer so if you were to  
throw a party, our beliefs may disappear.



Al


On Thu, Apr 21, 2016 at 10:51 AM, alan via Woodworkers  
<_woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org_ (mailto:woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org) > wrote:


Hi Joe-
I am just not seeing anything on the list that can Top my previous gift  to 
you of Official Michigan Walnut Tree Shavings in the Porter Cable Biscuit  
Jar.
 
-Alan
 
 
On April 21, 2016 at 8:30 AM Joe Johns via Woodworkers 
<_woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org_ (mailto:woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org) > wrote:


As most of you know my  birthday is fast approaching - in fact it is one 
week from today - and on  that day, April 28th, I will be 57-years-old.
 
In the past I set up a  page on my web site for y'all to visit and got to 
see my birthday gift  selection list for that year and, once there, you would 
then choose a  gift, buy it and then send it to me.  As much as I hate to 
admit it,  I made a very poor choice there because it created such mass 
confusion;  everyone stumbling around not knowing who had already gotten what 
then the  ensuing arguments.  Imagine...all of that mayhem could have been  
avoided had I set up a shopping cart.
 
Well, this year will be  so much better for you...no more shoving...no more 
mystery...no more heart  wrenching because I set up a...
 
GIFT REGISTRY!
 
It couldn't be  simpler.  You see the item, you click on "add to cart".  
Then,  the next person will see that item showing as "already been given" and 
can  move on and select a different gift.  Also (you're going to love  
this), in my effort to go GREEN, I am making this cheaper for you because  I 
selected the "Do not gift wrap" option!  How thoughtful is that,  huh?
 
Now, when you click on  the following link Amazon is gonna tell you it's my 
wedding registry - I  couldn't find an option for changing it to a birthday 
so I said I was  marrying my shop.  It's not a lie!  I marry the shop every 
 day.
 
https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW
 
As per usual, I thank you and I'll look forward  to seeing those items 
being delivered in the next couple weeks.
 
-- 

 
Joe,
The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier  joint"
Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - _http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com_ 
(http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com/) 




 




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