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<DIV>Joe</DIV>
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<DIV>Interesting gift choices!!</DIV>
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<DIV>Gary Williams</DIV>
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<DIV>In a message dated 4/21/2016 12:11:47 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org writes:</DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr>This just seems to be an unnatural marriage and I believe my god
would be abhorred at the offspring! And you know, we don't want
marriages contrary to those dictated by the old testament!
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<DIV>Also, I believe it would be consecrated by tubs of beer so if you were to
throw a party, our beliefs may disappear.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>Al</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_quote>On Thu, Apr 21, 2016 at 10:51 AM, alan via Woodworkers
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<DIV>Hi Joe-</DIV>
<DIV>I am just not seeing anything on the list that can Top my previous gift
to you of Official Michigan Walnut Tree Shavings in the Porter Cable Biscuit
Jar.</DIV>
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<DIV>-Alan</DIV>
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type="cite">On April 21, 2016 at 8:30 AM Joe Johns via Woodworkers <<A
title=mailto:woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org
href="mailto:woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org"
target=_blank>woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org</A>> wrote:<BR><BR>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">As most of you know my
birthday is fast approaching - in fact it is one week from today - and on
that day, April 28th, I will be 57-years-old.</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">In the past I set up a
page on my web site for y'all to visit and got to see my birthday gift
selection list for that year and, once there, you would then choose a
gift, buy it and then send it to me. As much as I hate to admit it,
I made a very poor choice there because it created such mass confusion;
everyone stumbling around not knowing who had already gotten what then the
ensuing arguments. Imagine...all of that mayhem could have been
avoided had I set up a shopping cart.</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">Well, this year will be
so much better for you...no more shoving...no more mystery...no more heart
wrenching because I set up a...</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">GIFT REGISTRY!</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">It couldn't be
simpler. You see the item, you click on "add to cart". Then,
the next person will see that item showing as "already been given" and can
move on and select a different gift. Also (you're going to love
this), in my effort to go GREEN, I am making this cheaper for you because
I selected the "Do not gift wrap" option! How thoughtful is that,
huh?</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small">Now, when you click on
the following link Amazon is gonna tell you it's my wedding registry - I
couldn't find an option for changing it to a birthday so I said I was
marrying my shop. It's not a lie! I marry the shop every
day.</DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default><A
title=https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW
href="https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW"
target=_blank>https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW</A></DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_default>As per usual, I thank you and I'll look forward
to seeing those items being delivered in the next couple weeks.</DIV>
<DIV class=gmail_default> </DIV>-- <BR>
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<DIV>Joe,</DIV>
<DIV>The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier
joint"</DIV>
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