[Woodworkers] My special day

[Al Shields via Woodworkers]

This just seems to be an unnatural marriage and I believe my god would be
abhorred at the offspring!  And you know, we don't want marriages contrary
to those dictated by the old testament!

Also, I believe it would be consecrated by tubs of beer so if you were to
throw a party, our beliefs may disappear.

Al

On Thu, Apr 21, 2016 at 10:51 AM, alan via Woodworkers <
woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org> wrote:

> Hi Joe-
> I am just not seeing anything on the list that can Top my previous gift to
> you of Official Michigan Walnut Tree Shavings in the Porter Cable Biscuit
> Jar.
>
> -Alan
>
> On April 21, 2016 at 8:30 AM Joe Johns via Woodworkers <
> woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org> wrote:
>
> As most of you know my birthday is fast approaching - in fact it is one
> week from today - and on that day, April 28th, I will be 57-years-old.
>
> In the past I set up a page on my web site for y'all to visit and got to
> see my birthday gift selection list for that year and, once there, you
> would then choose a gift, buy it and then send it to me.  As much as I hate
> to admit it, I made a very poor choice there because it created such mass
> confusion; everyone stumbling around not knowing who had already gotten
> what then the ensuing arguments.  Imagine...all of that mayhem could have
> been avoided had I set up a shopping cart.
>
> Well, this year will be so much better for you...no more shoving...no more
> mystery...no more heart wrenching because I set up a...
>
> GIFT REGISTRY!
>
> It couldn't be simpler.  You see the item, you click on "add to cart".
> Then, the next person will see that item showing as "already been given"
> and can move on and select a different gift.  Also (you're going to love
> this), in my effort to go GREEN, I am making this cheaper for you because I
> selected the "Do not gift wrap" option!  How thoughtful is that, huh?
>
> Now, when you click on the following link Amazon is gonna tell you it's my
> wedding registry - I couldn't find an option for changing it to a birthday
> so I said I was marrying my shop.  It's not a lie!  I marry the shop every
> day.
>
> https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW
>
> As per usual, I thank you and I'll look forward to seeing those items
> being delivered in the next couple weeks.
>
> --
> Joe,
> The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"
> Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com
>
>
>
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