<div dir="ltr">This just seems to be an unnatural marriage and I believe my god would be abhorred at the offspring! And you know, we don't want marriages contrary to those dictated by the old testament!<div><br><div>Also, I believe it would be consecrated by tubs of beer so if you were to throw a party, our beliefs may disappear.</div></div><div><br></div><div>Al</div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Thu, Apr 21, 2016 at 10:51 AM, alan via Woodworkers <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org" target="_blank">woodworkers@lists.sawdusters.org</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><u></u>
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<div>I am just not seeing anything on the list that can Top my previous gift to you of Official Michigan Walnut Tree Shavings in the Porter Cable Biscuit Jar.</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">As most of you know my birthday is fast approaching - in fact it is one week from today - and on that day, April 28th, I will be 57-years-old.</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">In the past I set up a page on my web site for y'all to visit and got to see my birthday gift selection list for that year and, once there, you would then choose a gift, buy it and then send it to me. As much as I hate to admit it, I made a very poor choice there because it created such mass confusion; everyone stumbling around not knowing who had already gotten what then the ensuing arguments. Imagine...all of that mayhem could have been avoided had I set up a shopping cart.</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">Well, this year will be so much better for you...no more shoving...no more mystery...no more heart wrenching because I set up a...</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">GIFT REGISTRY!</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">It couldn't be simpler. You see the item, you click on "add to cart". Then, the next person will see that item showing as "already been given" and can move on and select a different gift. Also (you're going to love this), in my effort to go GREEN, I am making this cheaper for you because I selected the "Do not gift wrap" option! How thoughtful is that, huh?</div>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">Now, when you click on the following link Amazon is gonna tell you it's my wedding registry - I couldn't find an option for changing it to a birthday so I said I was marrying my shop. It's not a lie! I marry the shop every day.</div>
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<div class="gmail_default"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/3NB903Y9DVOTW</a></div>
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<div class="gmail_default">As per usual, I thank you and I'll look forward to seeing those items being delivered in the next couple weeks.</div>
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<div>The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"</div>
<div>Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - <a href="http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com" target="_blank">http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com</a></div>
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