[Woodworkers] And the winner of the ignore test is...

[Dick Merryman via Woodworkers]

OK, that’s better.  Thank you.  I presume that the check is forthcoming…

                -Dick-

 

 

From: Woodworkers [mailto:woodworkers-bounces at lists.sawdusters.org] On Behalf Of Joe Johns via Woodworkers
Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 12:53
To: Sawdusters <woodworkers at sawdusters.org>
Subject: Re: [Woodworkers] And the winner of the ignore test is...

 

On Sat, Dec 31, 2016 at 1:29 PM, Dick Merryman <dicko at wormhole.com <mailto:dicko at wormhole.com> > wrote:

 

I was robbed!!  I totally ignored the Ignore Test yet I didn’t win anything.  What gives?

 

​Ohh, alright...

 

<your hero walks to the podium, extracts an envelope from a pocket on his Hugh Hefner lounge lizard bath robe, tears it open and reads>

 

And the award for Best Ignorer​ In All The Land goes to....

 

Dick Merryman!

 

<the crowd goes apeshit>

 

<Dick comes up to accept the award and speaks>

 

"I want to thank the academy for this prestigious award - I just knew I was going to win b'cuz I ignore y'all so damn well and..."

 

-- 

Joe,

The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"

Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com

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