[Woodworkers] And the winner of the ignore test is...

[Joe Johns via Woodworkers]

On Sat, Dec 31, 2016 at 1:29 PM, Dick Merryman <dicko at wormhole.com> wrote:

I was robbed!!  I totally ignored the Ignore Test yet I didn’t win
> anything.  What gives?
>

​Ohh, alright...

<your hero walks to the podium, extracts an envelope from a pocket on his
Hugh Hefner lounge lizard bath robe, tears it open and reads>

And the award for Best Ignorer​ In All The Land goes to....

Dick Merryman!

<the crowd goes apeshit>

<Dick comes up to accept the award and speaks>

"I want to thank the academy for this prestigious award - I just knew I was
going to win b'cuz I ignore y'all so damn well and..."

-- 
Joe,
The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"
Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com
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