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<div align="left">A joke delivered in an email from USRouter Tools<br>
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A Woodworking Joke</div>
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<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>A lumberjack from
Ontario decided to tour across America, when he got to Oregon he
fell in love with the area so decided to find a job and settle
down.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>He applied for the
open position of "Log Inspector" at one of the local mills so
the foreman and the owner take him out to see what he really
knows.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>The foreman stops
the truck and points to a tree and says, "What species is that
big tree over there, and how many board feet of lumber does it
contain?"</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>"That's a Douglas
Fir, 383 board feet." the lumberjack answers, the foreman can
see the owner is impressed.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>They continue on
about another mile and the foreman points to another tree and
asks the same question.<br>
"Hemlock, 285 board feet." the lumberjack answers, again the
owner is visibly impressed.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>After the third
stop the owner is praising the lumberjack's talent and foreman
is getting a bit worried that this new guy is actually smarter
than him, <br>
he has to do something to make him look bad. He stops the truck
and hands the lumberjack a piece do chalk, " Get out and mark
the front of that big tree over there," he says winking at the
owner.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>The lumberjack gets
out, walks around the tree while looking at the ground, stops
and puts an X on the tree and returns to the truck.<br>
"How in the heck do you know that is the front of the tree?" the
foreman asks sarcastically.<br>
"Cause somebody took a shit behind it." the lumberjack replied.</span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;" align="left"><span>He got the
foreman's job.</span></div>
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