[Woodworkers] Sounds about right...

[Royce Killion]

So I have been flattening and sanding some slabs for a guy who makes 
those epoxy tables...anywho, trying to save as much of the edge as I 
can, and of course chunks fall off and get knocked off and I always glue 
the big pieces back on. They are about 30 inch cookies cut from the 
ground height on up. Lots of ins and outs, nothing even remotely square. 
Trying to clamp the pieces back are somewhat of a nightmare.  In my 
brilliance I remembered that I had some stretchy straps that our 
fearless leader had offered to send to folks.  Remember when he did 
that? Anyway as I struggled to untangle the mess of more or less large 
rubber bands I decided that I should blame Joe...after all, him sending 
them to me in a giant knot sounds exactly like something he would do, 
laughing all the time he was packaging them up. To be honest, I have 
used them before and me shoving them back in the drawer is probably what 
made the tangle. If nothing else it was nice to think of Joe and the 
character he was....

Royce