[Woodworkers] I'm done with the NFL

[Dave Heitstuman]

I’ll hear my wife downstairs in a loud voice telling the spiders that she warned them.  “As long as you stay hidden we are good but if you show your little selves you are getting what you deserve” and then I hear her smacking them or at them with whatever is handy.

I hate spiders but I know they do good so I try to be tolerant but if they get to bold STOMP and that is that.  Now flies that is another story, I do not like flies, they irritate the crap of me.  And the more irritated I get the more I try to kill them, and the harder you try the harder it is.  I am really good at trapping them between the open window and the screen.  Get them all used to buzzing around the screen and slowly close the window.

From: Woodworkers [mailto:woodworkers-bounces at lists.sawdusters.org] On Behalf Of Al Shields via Woodworkers
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My spiders have their assigned spaces to inhabit.  However, if they send webs that I have to walk thru, get on my face, entrap my tools, they are evicted. No kneeling, only stomping when upright!


On Thu, Sep 28, 2017 at 11:33 AM, Cosmin Dini via Woodworkers <woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org<mailto:woodworkers at lists.sawdusters.org>> wrote:
Ever since I had a fly infestation in the unfinished basement a while back, I learned to like spiders. Drain flies had infected my grindal worm cultures I was keeping to feed fish. All I did was stop disturbing spider webs and flies disappeared.

cheers,
wm_crash, the friendly hooligan

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Will you stand in respect of the spiders and/or your shop or will you take
a knee?

Vince Granacher

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