[Woodworkers] State of the Map Address

[Joe Johns via Woodworkers]

On Sun, May 22, 2016 at 10:00 AM, Roy Shrove wrote:

I think I havta take umbrage with the determination that San Antonio is
> "EAST"
>

​Well, Roy, I can certainly sympathize with the consternation you are
toting around ​here.  But you have to realize it was not I who built the
first structure in the area that would eventually become the geographical
center of the Continental US.

I chose that  line as a matter of common sense - a center line is true;
just like the imaginary one you had in your bedroom to keep your brother on
his side only this line is fact.


> As a bored and bred Wyomingite who escaped to civilization AND more
> importantly decent ..well..almost decent weather, I am firmly grounded as
>  a WESTERNER.
>

​It is not my fault you chose to move to the other side of the line, Roy.
You did it on your own volition - you eastern scum are all the same, ya
know that?


> I think your line forgot the earth is round and the line gets screwed up
> as it goes north and south outta Kansas.
>

​Ummm...that only works with airplanes.  A line is a line - pick up a
ball...draw a line down it.  It may be a curved straight line but it is
still straight (ain't physics wonderful?)

That's the facts and my story and I'm gonna stick to it
>

​Alright, well here are my facts:

1) you're on the east side of the line​

​2) being on the east side of the line you are an easterner

3) you have the option of moving to the west side of the line and not being
an eastern puke

-- 
Joe,
The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"
Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com
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