[Woodworkers] About a week ago...

[Joe Johns via Woodworkers]

On Sun, Sep 6, 2015 at 8:24 AM, Clint Warren wrote:

Are you going to at least paint it so the birds don't think they're getting
> HBO?
>

​No, I'm gonna hang tin foil hats on the post so's they can be safe from
that sorta stuff.

Bird1:  "Come here often?"
> Bird2: "No.  Just when everything else is closed.  Game of Thrones is
> never on"
>

​Then Bird 3, 4 and 5 land on the perch.

Bird 4:  "Game of Thrones is such drivel​."
Bird 5:  "Donchu know it, Agnes!  I watch Days of our Lives through the
window over at the Smith house"
Bird 2:  "Whodahell is this Joe guy giving up such digs as this, anyway?"
Bird 3:  "I dunno but he's a A-Ok in my book!"
Bird 1:  "Book?  Hey Stoopid, you can't read a book b'cuz you can't turn
the pages...you ain't got any lips!"
Bird 2:  "He can read the title."
Bird 3:  "That's right, I can!"
Bird 5:  "Ohh, yeah, what's it say?"
Bird 3:  "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Birds 1, 2, 4 and 5:  "We're going over to the Smith's"

​Someone stop me!​

-- 
Joe,
The Twisted Knot Woodshop, "There's never been a classier joint"
Visit the Twisted Knot Woodshop - http://www.twistedknotwoodshop.com
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